The Story of a Monkey

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One day when a monkey was climbing a tree in the forest in which he lived, he ran a thorn into his tail. Try as he would, he could not get it out, so he went to a barber in the town and said:
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“Friend Barber, I have a thorn in the end of my tail. Pull it out, and I will pay you well.”
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The barber tried to pull out the thorn with his razor, but in doing so he cut off the end of the tail. The monkey was very angry and cried:
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“Barber, Barber, give me back my tail, or give me your razor!”
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The barber could not put back the end of the monkey’s tail, so he gave him his razor.
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On the way home the monkey met an old woman who was cutting wood for fuel, and he said to her:
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“Grandmother, Grandmother, that is very hard. Use this razor and then it will cut easily.”
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The old woman was very pleased with the offer and began to cut with the razor, but before she had used it long it broke. Then the monkey cried:
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“Grandmother, Grandmother, you have broken my razor! You must get a new one for me or else give me all the firewood.”
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The old woman could not get a new razor so she gave him the firewood.
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The monkey took the wood and was going back to town to sell it, when he saw a woman sitting beside the road making cakes.
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“Grandmother, Grandmother,” said he, “your wood is most gone; take this of mine and bake more cakes.”
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The woman took the wood and thanked him for his kindness, but when the last stick was burned, the monkey cried out:
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“Grandmother, Grandmother, you have burned up all my wood! Now you must give me all your cakes to pay for it.”
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The old woman could not cut more dry wood at once, so she gave him all the cakes.
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The monkey took the cakes and started for the town, but on the way he met a dog which bit him so that he died. And the dog ate all the cakes.

Source attribution

Philippine Folk Tales, Project Gutenberg eBook #12814

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